WE DELIVER IN BANDERA COUNTY
Our Story
Charmingly owned and operated by a grouchy old grandma and her superstar grandson. Grandma rules the website and superstar does everything else! We are locals who got sick of bribing our friends to deliver us breakfast or lunch at work.
Grandpa said "to hell with food - deliver me a plumbing part or some screws from the hardware store!"
So we do.
We can pick up booze, groceries, dog food, auto parts, plumbing parts, small-ish lumber stuff - breakfast, lunch, dinner or whatever you need from any local business in Bandera that you can order from. We will deliver it to you if you are not too far from town. We can even pick up from the post office if we can get that yellow slip.
We charge depending on how far we have to drive - the map shows our delivery areas and the delivery charges.
THESE MONKEYS DON'T FLY FOR FREE
Delivery in Bandera - the green area DELIVERING NOW
pick up at local business and deliver
$8
You order your thing - dispatch the flying monkeys - we will go pick it up and bring it to your address
double it for the post office
$16
We will come pick up the slip - go to the post office and get the box - deliver the box to your address - 2 trips = 2 times the money
Outside town but not too far - the yellow area COMING SOON
pick up at local business and deliver
$14
You order your thing - dispatch the flying monkeys - we will go pick it up and bring it to your address
double it for the post office
$24
We will come pick up the slip - go to the post office and get the box - deliver the box to your address - 2 trips = 2 times the money
It'll cost you but we can do it - the red area COMING SOON
pick up at local business and deliver
$22
You order your thing - dispatch the flying monkeys - we will go pick it up and bring it to your address
post office - is it worth it????
$40
We will come pick up the slip - go to the post office and get the box - deliver the box to your address - 2 trips = 2 times the money. Is it worth it? Probably not - but hey if you got the money honey we got the time